A word-joke you need to understand german for. A Bulette (may, or not) refer to one of two things. First, it could be that you are female and french, and your parents really, really hate you. The second, and to whom I refer, may be translated to a burger, we just do them a little bit different here. Greasy and with a lot of differencies, like using extra flour, or extra pepper, or extra onions, or extra bread. Usually they just sponge up a lot of fat. And that's "hard to stomach", like this "Bulette" up there.
Bulette's are pretty awesome, especially for a less magical type creature... And so long as you have a lot of food, and are a elf you're relatively safe around them! One of the druid players in a game of mine got one of these as their animal companion, it made some things... interesting.
sadly i dont but i canshow you pics of ones like it [link] i have never seen a RUBBER one b4 also [link] a few others that inspierd D&D monsters i had a rustmonster and 2 bulette at one point in my life tho in my dumbness i have sadly lost them likewise i had found an AWSOME webpage showing menny of theez things and what thy allegedly inspierd and menny plastec D&D knockoffs n i have lost that also DX aso yesterday at the fair (as i do every year)i happend apon menny of those mexican bobblehead things and as i do yearly i looked for one or more 2 buy one catched my eye as it looked unlike the menny sheeps cats dogs spiders bugs turkys fish dinos dragons and menny MENNY turtles as it looked very much like a RUSTMONSTER! tho i dont think thats what its rly ment 2 be it looks very similler and is just such an awsome lil oddity of a find i had 2 buy it
!?!!?!?!?!? Oh dear, in a recent D&D session me and my party were walking along when we saw a large brown shark fin bobbing up and down out of the ground... i told everyone to run but one idiot genasi used Earthshock and made us all fall into the tunnel. I'm not sure how but somehow we avoided Fighting a battlecrazed bulette. Never the less all of the characters were q